Man, why can't Melissa have some crazy expensive hobby? Right now my music making and music buying and computer dork hobbies are all more expensive than her crafty hobbies, so whenever I want to buy something expensive I have no used surf board to compare it to.

Of course, then the whole thing turns into to some sort of expensive hobby arms race where finally one of us ends up getting into something so expensive the other dies of shock upon hearing how much it costs, allowing the life insurance payout to be used to continue to fund the winner's crazy new life.