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February 28, 2005

tooth

I can barely bring myself to type this... I'm having a tooth implant tomorrow morning. A titanium pin will be drilled into my jawbone. Oh someone save me. I have been instructed to take one tranquilizer now and three in the morning. I'm equally terrified of being that tranquilized. Perhaps I'll get sent back to the zoo where I really belong. I may wake up in a funny farm. What if the pills are really for elephants? It could kill me.

After all the cutting and stitching and crap I've had done to me in the last year at least I could have a nice pair of fake boobs or some liposuction. Instead I get a fake molar and a flabby tummy. (Britta was so worth the flabby tummy.)

Off to choke down tranquilizer number 1... If I blog tomorrow it will be a miracle.

Posted by jana at February 28, 2005 8:17 PM

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