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March 13, 2008
Jury duty planning
I have jury duty tomorrow and I'd love to not do my civic duty at this point in my overly busy life.
How to not get selected?
According to MDM appear overly educated. Unfortunately I am only averagely educated so that ain't gonna work.
Another thought, wear any political garb I may own. Paint a hammer and sickle shirt (naw)? What about Andy's "Bush don't jibe" shirt?
I thought they didn't want overly opinionated people but that wouldn't make sense because Andrej got selected.
I need some tactics and quick.
Posted by jana at March 13, 2008 10:25 PM
Comments
Oh, snap! Andrej? Opinionated?
Posted by: Michael McDaniel at March 14, 2008 8:59 AM
My plan is to talk about all my colleagues who are cops and prosecutors. Maybe bring up some of work directly on cases that have sent people to prison. Then when they ask me if it'll make me biased, I'd answer honestly "How could I possibly be in position to ascertain if I'm biased or not?" That should give me the boot.
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Posted by: Laurel at March 15, 2008 8:33 AM